Going Places

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

About Me

I’m Kyler Keegan, aka Ky. I’m a wandering 24 year old trans guy with a bachelor’s in both Psychology and Environmental Science 🧠🌲

I came out as trans in 2015, started T in 2017, had top surgery in 2019, hysto in 2020, and metoidioplasty in September 2021 with terrible complications. Stage 1 reconstructive urethroplasty with urethral sling surgery in April 2022 and stage 2 urethroplasty in October 2022. Phalloplasty April 27th, 2023 and healing well. Most of my journey is intertwined throughout my tumblr.

Asks and DM’s are always open 💜

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Starting a new thread of insane shit I over hear my husband say to our toddler.

  1. “Here, will this rice cake cracker sate your dark passanger?”
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2. “Come now my child.”

*bluey the album starts playing*

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3. “Oh I am so sorry. You’ve been mildly inconvenienced. How dare I truly”

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4. “It is she! Her Majesty, Queen of the Sludge, Keeper of Goo, DJ Baby P (In the House) Dropper of Beats and Clapper of Hands”

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5. He is in charge of bathtime and he lifted the ghoul tonight while singing “come with me and you’ll be in a world of baby sanitation” and I laughed so hard I snorted pasta

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6. Okay this is more one that he said to me about the toddler but he was home with her while I was at work and I just got this text

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7.

“Happy Independence Day Sweetie! Nationalism is a cancer!”

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8. This is another one he said to me about her but still it made me laugh so hard I nearly choked

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9.

*Penny babbling in the back seat, many la la las coming from her car seat*

“Are you singing us a song? Ah yes the dulcet tones of goblin”

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10.

“Listen kid, I can’t let you have the cup anymore because you keep chugging the bath water, so we just have to remove the cup from the equation.”

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11.

*penny is screaming, trying to climb back up a big slide at the playground*

“Someday you’ll learn about ,I don’t know physics and the myth of Sisyphus ,and you’ll start making a lot of connections I think. “

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12. *Pen is still screaming and baby cussing about not being able to climb back up the slide*

“The problem is that you set goals for yourself that are unattainable by both man and baby.”

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13.

“You can keep the cookie container, I don’t care. What kind of father would I be if I tried to separate a small raccoon child from her trash!?”

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14.

*Penny is crying because the bucket she insisted on sitting in fell off the couch with her in it. Husband is bouncing her and rubbing her back after assessing that no physical damage occurred, just a bruised toddler ego*

“Oh my poor sweet angel. She fucked around and found out.”

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16. “The only three things this child cares about is Elmo, Cooking Videos, and Keith Tryguy”.

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17.

“Hey. No! Cup privileges hereby rescinded, bath chugger”

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18.

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we miss him a lot

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20.

“I just don’t know how you and I, the two most indoorsy people to ever exist, managed to give birth to I don’t know , Baby Bear Grylls!?”

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21.

“Not that I ever would because I love her and she’s my best friend, but I’m pretty sure if we just gave her one of those old timey kerchiefs on a stick and like sent her into the woods, she’d be fine. She’d come home in a week with berries and woodland friends ready to go to war for her.”

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22.

“There’s so many mommy blogs and parenting books but not one of them have ever told me what to do when my child adopts a mad scientist laugh. How do you proceed from there?”

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23.

(For context on this one, my in laws have one of these as a coffee table)

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kaible

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

pizzacatsandboobs

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

disgustinganimals

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

yourshipsaregross

I love Meatloaf. :)

kingofrunes

Bless Meatloaf

coloradoqueen

Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40

cricketcat9

Always reblog Meatloaf!